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[pkt-actives] Phi Tau Songs Fri, Nov 9, 2012 at 9:35PM To: actives Here are our songs, sorry I'm sending this late, but we'll be using them for christmas party too. In singing sounds better when you're drunk,

Phi Tau Songs

Beer Beer Beer Beer for Phi Kappa Tau We like our women best in the raw Send the pledges out for gin and don't let the preppy Pike boys in We seldom swagger, we never fall We spike our punch with grain alcohol We'll drink until we all go blind And then drink one more 'cause we won't mind More, more, more, beer don't come free Drink every dollar we'll ever see Our alums don't scream and shout 'Cause we keep them so drunk they don't find out We seldom swagger, we never fall When there's a party give us a-call When morning comes you'll find us all Passed out on the bar room floor. .. Maybe your bedroom ... Passed out on the bar room floor The S&M man: Leader: Who can take a bicycle, Group: Who can take a bicycle, Leader: Tear off the seat. Group: Tear off the seat. Leader: Impale a virgin on it, and push her down a bumpy street. Leader: The S & M man. Group: Oh the S & M man. Leader: Oh the S & M man. Group: Oh the S & M man. Chorus: The S & M man, 'Cause he mixes it with love,

And makes the hurt feel good Makes the hurt feel good. Who can take two ice picks Stick 'em in her ears Ride her like a Harley while he pokes her in the rear Who can tak~· jWJJP~~~~~. Hook 'em to her tits · Tum on the juice and electrocute the bitch Who can go to an abortion clinic Sneak around the back Rummage through the dumpster and find a tasty snack Who can take a blender Stick it in her cunt Turn the sucker on and purrate her little twat Who can take some acid Pour it on her twat Then watch the cunt muffin rot Who can take a bottle Shove it up her ass Hit her with a bat and shatter all the glass Who can take a tight slut Fuck her 'till she cries Then pull it out real fast and skeet into her eyes Who can take a chainsaw Saw the bitch in two Take the top half and give the bottom half to you Who can take a razor blade give her a nasty cut and then use the blood to lube up her butt

Limericks: These should make fun of other brothers Leader: Group: Leader: Group: Leader:

There was a young lady named Anna, Anna! Who stuffed her friend's cunt with a banana, Banana! Which she sucked bit by bit, From her partner's warm slit, In the most approved lesbian manner!

Chorus: Aye, aye, aye, aye, (insert personal insult): Your mother's a whore on a troopship, So sing me another, that's worse than the other, and sing me aroundby my willie. Chicago's: Leader: A woman came in for a computer Group: A computer from the store Leader: A computer she wanted, my hard drive she got, I don't work there anymore.

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Chorus: I used to work at Chicago's An old department store. I used to work at Chicago's But I don't work there anymore. cushion- pushin' card disk- floppy drive brothers name- disappointed hammer - nailed carpet- shagged file system checker- tucked turkey- stuffed pearl necklace- my pearl neclace screen door- slammed twinkie- cream filling help- aids applause- the clap congratulations- the high five(HI V) front door- back door lobster- crabs rooster- cock hamburger- hot dog dog toy- my bone

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In the Hall's: should make fun of brothers Leader: Well i t s ; · · · • • • • That makes her swear off dick. Chorus: In the Halls In the Halls In the Halls of old Phi Tau My eye's are dim I cannot see I have, have, not. not brought my specs with me. I have not brought my specs with me. Well i t ' s · · · That gets you in her bum Well i t ' s · · · · Who would butt tuck Sara Palin. The A D Pi song: I stuck my finger in an AD Pi The AD Pi went my, oh, my, Pull it out! Pull it out! Pull it out! Re-move it! I removed my finger in an A D Pi The AD Pi went my, oh, my, Put it Back! Put it Back! Put it Back! Re-place it! I replaced my finger in an A D Pi The AD Pi went my, oh, my, Give it a twist, give a twist, give it a twist. Ro-tate it. I rotated my finger in an A D Pi

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The AD Pi went my, oh, my, The other way! The other way! The other way! Re-verse it! I reversed my finger in an A D Pi The AD Pi went my, oh, my, Take it out! Take it out! Take it out! Re-tract it! I retracted my finger in an A D Pi The AD Pi went my, oh, my, Give it a sniff, give it a sniff, give it a sniff Re-volting.

Yo-Ho: I put my hand upon her toe, Yoho, Yoho, I put my hand upon her toe, Yoho, Yoho, I put my hand upon her toe, She said "Phi Tau, you're way to low,Get in, get out, quit fucking about,Yoho, Yoho, Yoho." I put my hand upon her knee, Yoho, Yoho, I put my hand upon her knee, Yoho, Yoho, I put my hand upon her knee, She said "Phi Tau, you're teasing me, get in,Get out, quit fucking ~~out,Yoho, Yoho, Yoho." I put my hand upon her thigh, Yoho, Yoho, I put my hand upon her thigh, Yoho, Yoho, I put my hand upon her thigh, She said "Phi Tau, you're way to high, get in,Get out, quit fucking about,Yoho, Yoho, Yoho." I put my hand upon her tit, Yoho, Yoho, I put my hand upon her tit, Yoho, Yoho, I put my hand upon her tit, She said "Phi Tau, you're squeezing it, get in,Get out, quit fucking about,Yoho, Yoho, Yoho." I put my hand upon her twat, Yoho, Yoho, I put my hand upon her twat, Yoho, Yoho, I put my hand upon her twat, She said "Phi Tau, you're making me hot, get in, Get out, quit fucking about, Yoho, Yoho, Yoho." , I put my dick into her mouth, Yoho, Yoho, I put my dick into her mouth, Yoho, Yoho, I put my dick into her mouth, She said "(make talking sounds with your mouth closed)" Get in, get out, quit fucking about,Yoho, Yoho, Yoho." We put her in a wooden box, Yoho, Yoho, We put her in a wooden box, Yoho, Yoho, We put her in a wooden box, She died from sucking Phi Tau cocks! Get in, get out, quit fucking about,Yoho, Yoho, Yoho." We dig her up every now and then, Yoho, Yoho,

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We oig her up every now and then. Yoho. Yoho. We dig her up every now and then. She tucked us once she'll fuck us again. Get in, get out, quit fucking about.Yoho, Yoho, Yoho." And now she's starting to decompose, Yoho, Yoho, And now she's starting to decompose. Yoho, Yoho, And now she's starting to decompose. Grab her skull and fuck her nose! Get in, get out, quit fucking about,Yoho, Yoho, Yoho."

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Sat, Nov 16, 2013 at 12:23 AM

Lol On Apr 11, 2012 10:08 PM, wrote: Here are our fraternity songs (the fun ones), we'll sing them again on Friday after initiation so get them down (In the Halls, Chicago, S&M Man, ADPi, Yo-Ho).

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So take a look and make up your own verses for the ones that you can. Try to learn the beer beer song so we can si that one. If i've forgotten anything let me know.

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