MILK SONG

MILK SONG (page 2)

Give me a long M M.................. Give me a short m M don't want no pop no pop don't want no tea no tea don't want no pop don't want no tea just give me milk moo moo moo moo (one person sticks out thumbs and another pulls them as if milking a cow) wisconsin milk moo moo moo moo Give me a long I I................. Give me a short i I don't want no pop no pop don't want no tea no tea don't want no pop don't want no tea just give me milk moo moo moo moo (one person sticks out thumbs and another pulls them as if milking a cow) wisconsin milk moo moo moo moo Give me a long L L................ give me a short L L don't want no pop no pop don't want no tea no tea don't want no pop don't want no tea just give me milk moo moo moo moo (one person sticks out thumbs and another pulls them as if milking a cow) wisconsin milk moo moo moo moo

Give me a long K K.................... give me a short k K don't want no pop no pop don't want no tea no tea don't want no pop don't want no tea just give me milk moo moo moo moo (one person sticks out thumbs and another pulls them as if milking a cow) wisconsin milk moo moo moo moo Give me a long milk MILK..................... give me a short milk mike don't want no pop no pop don't want no tea no tea don't want no pop don't want no tea just give me milk moo moo moo moo (one person sticks out thumbs and another pulls them as if milking a cow) wisconsin milk moo moo moo moo

MY SHIP SAILS FROM CHINA My ships sails from china with a cargo of tea, All laden with presents for you and for me, They brought me a fan, just imagine my bliss, When I found myself going like this, like this, My ship sails………..

MARILYN MONROE

MUSIC MAN

My name is Marilyn Monroe, And I’m a movie star, With a fabulous figure, And a push up bra, A pair of hips, So what do you say? Come on, come in, let’s do it again!

I am the music man and I come from down your way And I can play What can you play? I play piano Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano Pia-pia-piano, pia-piano Big bass drum Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano Triangle Ting-a-ting-a-ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano Trombone um-pa, um-pa, um-pa-pa Ting-a-ting-a-ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano Viola vio-vio-viola, viola, viola um-pa, um-pa, um-pa-pa Ting-a-ting-a-ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano Bagpipes Nasal sound to "Scotland the Brave" vio-vio-viola, viola, viola um-pa, um-pa, um-pa-pa Ting-a-ting-a-ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom

My Stomach Has Had It Tune: My bonnie lies over the Ocean My breakfast lies over the ocean, My dinner lies over the sea, My stomach is in a commotion, Don’t mention my supper to me. CHORUS Bring back, bring back, Oh bring Back my bucket to me, to me… I really felt rotten this morning, They tell me I really looked pale, My stomach gave adequate warning, To lean far out over the rail. The sound of a stomach in motion, A murmuring noise inside me, I looked down and there on the water, Was breakfast, and dinner and tea!

BARGES

MUSIC MAN Page 2 Dam Busters Act like a plane, singing "Dambusters" theme Nasal sound to "Scotland the Brave" vio-vio-viola, viola, viola um-pa, um-pa, um-pa-pa

CHORUS:Barges I would like to go with you I would like to sail the ocean blue Barges have you treasures in your hold

Ting-a-ting-a-ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling, ting-a-ling

Do you fight with pirates brave and bold.

Boom, boom, boom-boom-boom

Out of my window looking in the night,

Pia-pia-piano, piano, piano

I can see the barges flickering light.

 

Silently flows the river to the sea, As the barges do go silently. CHORUS Barges, I would like to go with you, I would like to sail the ocean blue. Barges, have you treasure in your hold, Do you fight with pirates brave and bold. CHORUS Out of my window looking in the night, I can see the barges flickering light. Starboard shines green and port is glowing red, I can see the barges far ahead. CHORUS How my heart longs to sail away with you, As you sail across the ocean blue. But I must stay beside my ocean clear,

BARGES (page two) CHORUS Out of my window looking into the night I can see the barges’ flickering light Harbour ahead and anchorage in view May I find my resting place with you. CHORUS

MAIRZY DOATS Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you? Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you? If the words sound queer and funny to your ear A little bit jumbled and jivey Sing, "Mares eat oats and does eat oats And little lambs eat ivy" Oh! Mairzy doats and dozey doats and liddle lamzy divey A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you? A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?  

MM, MM, I’D LIKE TO LINGER Mm, mm, I'd like to linger Mm, mm, a little longer Mm, mm, a little longer here with you Mm, mm, its such a perfect night Mm, mm, it doesn't seem quite right Mm, mm, that it should be my last with you Mm, mm, and come December Mm, mm, I will remember Mm, mm, our campfire bright and friendships true Mm, mm, and as the years go by Mm, mm, I'll think you and sigh Mm, mm, this is goodnight and not goodbye

My Father's A Lavatory Cleaner (My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean) My father's a lavatory cleaner He works both by day and by night And when he comes home in the evening He's covered all over in Shine Up your buttons with Brasso Its only three a pence a tin You can buy it or nick it from Woolworths But I doubt if they'll have any in Some say that he died of a fever Some say that he dies of a fit But I know what my father dies of He died of the smell of the Shine Up your buttons with Brasso Its only three a pence a tin You can buy it or nick it from Woolworths But I doubt if they'll have any in Some say that he's buried in a graveyard Som say that he's buried in a pit But I know where my fathers buried He's buried in six feet of Shine Up your buttons with Brasso Its only three a pence a tin You can buy it or nick it from Woolworths But I doubt if they'll have any in